No Nutrition info? WTH!

So like there is this good Mexican place we like to go for lunch called Someburros… I LOVE their chicken tacos…

Well anyway I have been trying to watch what I eat and looked for nutrition info… none on their site, so I decide to email them…

Well I get back a response that says something like we are sorry this info doesn’t exist right now. a lot of people have asked for it so we might have it in the future. Thanks for your support….

I was like WTH!?! No nutrition info!? you have GOT to be kidding me… I felt like replying and saying something like, “Well, you let me know when you have it so I can eat there again. Until I know what I am eating I can’t come back.”  LOL

WTH MAN!?!

Board Game?

So like I get to work today and there is like a big box in my cube… I’m thinking, i didn’t order anything… hmmm… I don’t hear ticking inside… hmmm… ok let’s open it… WTH IS THIS!?!?! A friggin board game / training thingy? WTH MAN!?! It even says “The Home Edition” on it! lol… oh man you have GOT to be kidding me… economy is tight and they sending this crap out!?! WTH MAN!!! And I still have no idea why the heck I received it… i mean, i never asked for it… lol or went to  training class or nuthin! Instead of wasting money on this junk why don’t you save it for giving raises!?! WTH MAN!

WTH WORDPRESS!!!!!!!

OK, so like, you know, I am trying to update that post I just made about JT’s experience at the post office when this frigin message come up:

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WTH MAN!!!!! You can’t stay up long enough for me to friggin hit “pulish”? WTH MAN!! Keep the friggin servers up. It is 1:57 PM for hell’s sake! Geeze!! 

POST OFFICE LINES!?! WTH MAN!!!!

Here is a yahoo chat I had with good old JT…

JT: have you ever seen those automated postal centers at the post office?

C T: yeah

JT: there was a lady with like 10 different packages standing there using the machine…. so i waited probably 10-15 mins.  she got to the last package and the thing quit working…

C T: nooooooooooooooooooooooo

JT: so i had to wait in line another 10-15 minutes to get to the counter

JT: just to mail one $1.81 envelope

JT: wth man

 LOL… well, that last line says it all… old JT got the hose job twice…. he spent like almost his whole friggin lunch break in the post office waiting in line… WTH MAN!!! It is bad enough that a trip to the post office becomes an exercise in watching paint dry while standing in line, but the machine breaks down too and then a second line wait!!!???!!! WTH MAN!!! I am paying more and more bills online so hopefully i don’t need to stand in those lines anymore…

RIP OFF!!! WTH MAN!

So like I was out at lunch and noticed I was under 1/4 tank. So I start watching gas prices as I drive around. 3.19, 3.15, 3.17, WTH MAN!!! RIP OFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The guys stink. I finally found a place for 3.13 so I figured I would just fill up there and then before they got worse. Plus you got a little free towel thingy with every fill up. HAHAH! This is soooo ridiculous. We are getting HOSED! Americans unite, TELECOMMUTE! The hell with these guys! Everyone say WTH MAN!!!!!!!!!

Mary Ann Pot Head? WTH!

So like, I was watching the news last night waiting for Seinfeld to come on when the news lady starts cracking up talking about how Mary Ann from Gilligan’s Island beat her pot bust wrap and I was like WTH!?! Mary Ann got busted for pot? lol. This is hysterical! Mary Ann was always my favorite strandee on the Island, she was always so happy… guess we know why now… HAHHAHAHAHA. Check this out: http://www.eonline.com/news/article/index.jsp?uuid=993388f1-fa5c-4f30-9ce2-b6e79de5d2f3  

I like that last bit about how Bob Denver (Gilligan) was busted for pot too. lol. Well that explains him.  He was always wandering off into the jungle… now we know secretly he cleared the north side of the island and had like 400 acres of wacky weedus growing. lol

I think the professor was doing doobies too, he just hid it better. He was the deep thinker and stuff so when he doobied out he was inventing stuff like batteries out of friggin coconuts and stuff…

IF the Skipper was doobied out it was strictly to escape Gilligan… i mean, that dude would have killed Gilligan probably 52 times if he was on the weedus… no other explanation…

Hey, where the hell did the Howl’s get their martini’s anyway? Did they load the ship down with alcohol before they left or what? They were always drinking martini’s. Well, at least they probably didn’t doobie out.

I don’t even want to start on Ginger…. i mean, she needs a post all her own. lol…

 Well there you have it… Most of Gilligan’s Island was doing the doobs… WTH MAN!

WTH is with Rubber-Neckers!

Today’s WTH is brought to you by Xlcior, my good friend. He emailed the following to me:

 ”WTH is up with rubber neckers?! Don’t you get enough blood and violence on TV that you don’t have to see if you can spot some guy with a steering wheel wrapped around his head? And when a cop has a mini-van pulled over, and it’s not exciting at all, just a routine ticket, do you have to slow down to 1 mph and look over because it’s SO DAMN EXCITING!Get the hell outta my way you rubber neckers!” – Xlcior

WTH is with the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame!

So like I hear the list of 2008 inductees and am ok until I hear Madonna and John Cougar Melonhead in there. WTH MAN! Madonna And Melonhead?!? COME ON!! What a stinking JOKE!

You still got acts out there like Rush, Iron Maiden, Yes, and KISS (just to name a few) who still aren’t in and you got the brains of a friggin ant if you put Madonna and Melonhead in before any of those groups. What a friggin joke when the artist that sings friggin “holiday” and “papa don’t preach” beats out the guys who do “Rock and Roll All Night”, or “The Trooper”, or “The Reveling Science of God”, or  ”YYZ”. I mean COME ON!!!!

Just the 4 groups listed above have influenced literally hundreds of thousands of musicians. Who the hell has Melonhead or Madonna influenced? Well I guess maybe Melonhead influenced McCain since he was using one of his songs as a campaign song until Melonhead said to stop. lol. I mean Melonhead just spit on his one and only fan. And Madonna? Besides stupid impressionable young girls who like morons like Britney spears Madonna has maybe influenced musicians of the “Avril Laveen” caliber. HA! Give me a friggin break!

WTH MAN!!!!!!!!

WTH is with people using my cube walls!

Ok, those of you who work in the cube farm may know of my pain… So like people just decide to stop and lean up on my cube and have a meeting and I don’t even know who they are! I mean, don’t mind me! I will try to be quite and not interrupt your meeting that you just decided to have at my friggin cube! Who cares if it might stop me from doing my work, i mean, you are obviously more important than I so by all means hold your 10 minute meeting here. Don’t mind me if i get up to get a drink of water… I am sorry if I disturb you….

COME ON PEOPLE!!! Have some common sense for goodness sake! Hold a freaking meeting at your own cube and let me work in peace. Maybe I should go have a picnic at your cube… WTH MAN!!

WTH is with gas prices!

I mean, ok, we all know gas prices have been outrageously high for the last couple years at least… But come on! I just paid $2.87 a friggin gallon for regular unleaded. 2 weeks ago I got it for $2.65 a gallon… WTH MAN!

Tell me please, what in the world would make $2.65 / gallon gas (which already a HUGE rip-off) 2 weeks ago suddenly worth .27 cents more now!?!? Are we suddenly running out? Did they add some ingredient like liquid gold? i mean come on! These people are screwing us over big time.

I used to fill up and top it off (no i didn’t spill it all over like some jackasses do). Now my rule is as soon as it clicks, it is done. The hell with these greedy oil jerks. they aint getting my extra .25 from topping it off. Friggin BS man! They know they got us where they want us.

 I heard rumors it will peak at $4 a gallon over the next year. The hell with that, it will be telecommute time. These guys are ruthless and heartless. Sticking it to us is complete crap, and to that I say, “WTH MAN!!!!!!”